June 8th, 2007
This guy walks into a bar with a carrot stuck in his ear. He sits down on a stool and orders a beer. The bartender figures the guy is trying to get a rise out of him so he ignores the carrot and serves the guy a beer. The guy drinks the beer and leaves. Next day the guy comes back again with a carrot stuck in his ear. The bartender will not give in, ignores the carrot and serves the guy again. On the third day the guy comes with a piece of celery stuck in his ear. The bartender can't it take anymore, so he says "why have you got that celery in your ear?". The guy says "I couldn't find a carrot".